It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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