I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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