Umm I'm too high to move.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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