it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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