Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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