i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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