Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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