And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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