Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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