just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
