I will die if light touches me.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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