i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.