Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
