i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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