So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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