I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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