Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
dude. I can hear the air.
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