yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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