Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!