I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?