You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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