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(901): View more from Tennessee

All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.

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(907): View more from Alaska

i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....

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(714): View more from California

I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious

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(817): View more from Texas

Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"

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(707): View more from California

i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.

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(773): View more from Illinois

You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?

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(804): View more from Virginia

? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something

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