nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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