I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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