I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Randomize
