): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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