First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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