What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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