And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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