i think my mom watched the whole time
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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