You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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