If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
