woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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