i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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