We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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