Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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