let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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