I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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