if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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