wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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