Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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