Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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