My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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