Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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