i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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