awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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