And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
