Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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