im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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