she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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