I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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