i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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