You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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is that a dick in a sweater?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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