You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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